Holy Fool

This probably will be very incoherent and very broad...

Americans are notorious for cultural insensitivity.

I like engrish. (No I didn't misspell that)

I really like the life of pacifism but sometimes it seems incompatible with being a human being.

Violence confuses me.

Sometimes I think the only way God could ensure peace is to take away most of our emotions, even some of the good ones.

I hurt people sometimes with my words.

I am scared that I am not 'good enough' at a lot of things.

A best friend that I consider a brother is in Iraq and I really miss him and pray for him a lot.

I eat too much of the wrong things.

I struggle with the image I want to present to others.

I really don't 'get' parts of the Bible and It's hard to understand how they reflect God.

Sometimes I think my Christian walk would be easier for me if someone said, "you can't be a Nazarene anymore."

I am tired of politics within Church structures.

I like cooking food.

Driving aimlessly around the countryside is relaxing for me.

I have too much debt.

I really like LOST.

I really like writing.

I really like infovis.

I talk a big game.

James Dobson should get out of the political realm, it kind of embarrasses me.

The lame man on the stretcher never said a sinner's prayer before Jesus forgave his sins.

I used to think Christians got a bad rap from non-Christians.  Then I started to really listen to how the most vocal Christians talk about and segregate non-Christians, and I am starting to understand that maybe the non-Christians have got some things right.

I think it's entirely possible that God could have created the universe out of peanut butter and waffles in 2 hours and 45 minutes if he had wanted too.

Theology is used by fundamentalists to put an arm hold on God's power.

I love my son.

After 25+ years I still love Lego blocks.

If your wife is pregnant and asks for something specifically always grab a few extra to save yourself a trip back for more.

Hormones are wacky, wacky things.

The ukulele is underrepresented as a symphonic instrument, same with the banjo.  Couldn't you just imagine Beethoven's 5th on a Banjo?

If I ever really see a tornado I might poop my pants.

Business travel is fun, but lonely.  It's lonely fun.

I want a self-mowing lawn with automatic dandelion removal.

By the time I drive 30 minutes in my polluting car and spend twice as much on it the 'Green-ness' of buying organic produce has been thrown right out the window.  So I go to Wal-Mart.

I really, really don't get a lot of the games these days.  Especially first person shooter games, I have tried a few but they are all the same to me.  I am a FPS bigot.

I love disc-golf, especially with other people.

I need new glasses.

Do us all a favor and get your dog neutered if you take it out in public, No one wants to see that when they go to the park for a picnic.

Immaturity isn't tied to age.

Sometimes we think we are farther along and better off than we really are.